Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Bye bye Mr. Lich King Guy

A long long time ago
I can still remember
How that raid used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my epic loot
I could give Arthas the boot
And maybe I'd get his epic mount

But December made me shiver
When Cataclysm was delivered
Deathwing on the world map
I couldn't even cast sap
I can't remember if I cried
When I read that Cairne Bloodhoof died
But something touched me deep inside
The day...that Deathwing flied

Bye bye Mr Lich King guy
Flew my drake to ICC
But the raid was a lie
Them good ol' raiders were nowhere near icecrown
Singing Deathwing is the new boss in town
Deathwing is the new boss in town

Did you pay the forty dollars
And do you have faith in ghostcrawler
If blizzard tells you so
Do you believe in DBM
Will it get you banned by a GM
And can you teach me how to win Tol Barad
Well I know that you love to pvp
'Cause I saw you in that one AV
You both zerged right to Vann
Man I dig that speed boost enchant
I was just a lonely low level scrub
Wearing all quest gear I was a nub
But I still got my Hyjal bear cub
The day...that Deathwing flied

Bye bye Mr Lich King guy
Flew my drake to ICC
But the raid was a lie
Them good ol' raiders were nowhere near icecrown
Singing Deathwing is the new boss in town
Deathwing is the new boss in town

Now for two years, we've been on our own
And moss grows fat on our hearthstone
But that's not how it used to be
When that lich king used to wipe the raid
Many a repair bills were paid
With the gold made from running dailies
Oh and while the raid was looking down
Bolvar stole his icy crown
The new lich king was born
We all felt a bit torn
And while the raid lead explained the fight
The pallys gave us blessing of might
And we practiced late nights
The day...that Deathwing flied

Bye bye Mr Lich King guy
Flew my drake to ICC
But the raid was a lie
Them good ol' raiders were nowhere near icecrown
Singing Deathwing is the new boss in town
Deathwing is the new boss in town

Slice and dice and mages' ice
Getting chain-CCed isn't quite so nice
Our healer could use a peel
No one likes a noob who carries the flag
And we all know it's not just the lag
Don't you have better gear in your bag
Now the Eye of the Storm was almost done
One more cap and it would be won
We all got up to zerg
But we didn't have the nerve
The allies tried to take the mid
But the defenders refused to give
Do you recall if anyone lived
The day...that Deathwing flied

Bye bye Mr Lich King guy
Flew my drake to ICC
But the raid was a lie
Them good ol' raiders were nowhere near icecrown
Singing Deathwing is the new boss in town
Deathwing is the new boss in town

Oh and there we were all in Mt Hyjal
A generation going through withdrawl
With no gear to start again
So Thrall be nimble, Thrall be quick
No one wants to get another gkick
And fire is Deathwing's only friend
Oh and as I watched him in Dragon Soul
I sometimes couldn't help but lol
This dragon born in hell
Died to Dovahkin's yell
And as I saw the loot pile up high
There was nothing that I could call mine
It all got sharded with a sigh
The day...that Deathwing flied

Bye bye Mr Lich King guy
Flew my drake to ICC
But the raid was a lie
Them good ol' raiders were nowhere near icecrown
Singing Deathwing is the new boss in town
Deathwing is the new boss in town

I met an orc who sang the blues
I asked him to please avoid the ooze
But he just ignored me and died
I went down to the quartermaster
But the gear was so lackluster
And the man there said I wasn't even honored
And in orgrimmar the raiders raged
Because they got kited by a mage
But not a nerf was spoken
pvp was still broken
And the three bosses I love to kill
Lich King, Marrowgar, and Lana'thel
Caught the last train to razor hill
The day...that Deathwing flied

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